Eight Vehicle Pileup in C-flat Minor, Op. 17
Written at an all-night diner in Silverdale, WA. January 2, 2003
Gazing at the cloudless midnight canopy
as my sedan hugs the yellow line,
the grey jelly begins to spark
and stutter
and gyrate
and waltz to Stravinsky
and to Lenin
and to a cello concerto
composed and conducted by Castro.
My eyes suck into the back of my head
as the pangs of oboes
and gongs of jackhammers
fill the hall.
An old hag,
dripping in diamonds,
and fur
and resentment
rises, frowns, mutters, frothing,
stomping on the toes of the nobodies nearby.
Fidel scowls over his shoulder
as the orgasm crescendos—
blows continuously—from the stage,
blares obscenely
at whatever ear dare enter
within its piercing radius.
Like a pestering child with a secret,
the musicians pound on red plastic sand pails,
all the same size,
the same tone,
the same dull thud into thousand-dollar microphones:
THUD
T H U D
T H U D.
In perfect union.
Now the mirrored ball—
plump as Phobos, slow as saplings—
begins its long descent,
and the sound slaps off its surface as it spins,
eviscerating the ear
like a school of piranhas
attacks bloodied Bambi:
Relentlessly.
Mechanically.
And just before blackness falls,
I notice that my sedan isn’t being too friendly with that yellow line.